{"id":10001,"date":"2011-07-05T18:56:12","date_gmt":"2011-07-06T01:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=10001"},"modified":"2011-07-05T18:56:12","modified_gmt":"2011-07-06T01:56:12","slug":"heavy-dose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10001","title":{"rendered":"Heavy dose."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/manthefuckup.gif\" alt=\"man the fuck up someecards\" \/><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\"><font color=\"#999999\">4:08 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>Jesse: <\/strong>is it gay that i&#8217;m listening to unchained melody?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\"><font color=\"#999999\">4:09 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>me: <\/strong>i&#8217;m not gonna lie&#8230; it&#8217;s a little bit gay<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4:08 PM Jesse: is it gay that i&#8217;m listening to unchained melody? 4:09 PM me: i&#8217;m not gonna lie&#8230; it&#8217;s a little bit gay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}