{"id":10111,"date":"2011-07-10T23:46:08","date_gmt":"2011-07-11T06:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=10111"},"modified":"2011-07-10T23:46:08","modified_gmt":"2011-07-11T06:46:08","slug":"seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10111","title":{"rendered":"Seriously."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>me:<\/strong> i need a serious eyebrow waxing<br \/>\n<strong>pammie:<\/strong> you tell me you need something serious every time i see you<br \/>\na serious eyebrow waxing<br \/>\na serious hair cut<br \/>\na serious cheeseburger<br \/>\n(looks at my eyebrows)<br \/>\nooh. you DO need a serious eyebrow waxing.<br \/>\n<strong>me:<\/strong> seriously, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>me: i need a serious eyebrow waxing pammie: you tell me you need something serious every time i see you a serious eyebrow waxing a serious hair cut a serious cheeseburger (looks at my eyebrows) ooh. you DO need a serious eyebrow waxing. me: seriously, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}