{"id":10274,"date":"2011-07-26T22:39:02","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T05:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=10274"},"modified":"2011-07-26T22:39:02","modified_gmt":"2011-07-27T05:39:02","slug":"stabbed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10274","title":{"rendered":"<s>Friends<\/s>."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/friends-backhurtyourknife.gif\" alt=\"friends - i'm sorry did my back hurt your knife?\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nothing a bottle of sauv blanc can&#8217;t fix&#8230; especially when you&#8217;re drinking it with your <strong>REAL<\/strong> girlfriends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing a bottle of sauv blanc can&#8217;t fix&#8230; especially when you&#8217;re drinking it with your REAL girlfriends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201,210,218,237,239,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-heartbreak","category-life","category-quotes","category-relationships","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}