{"id":10339,"date":"2011-07-30T14:55:08","date_gmt":"2011-07-30T21:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=10339"},"modified":"2011-07-30T14:55:08","modified_gmt":"2011-07-30T21:55:08","slug":"bromance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10339","title":{"rendered":"Bromance."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jessevivabrazil.gif\" alt=\"jesse viva brazil\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>There was no doubt that I woke up in a dude&#8217;s apartment this morning. Thirty or so empty craft brew bottles lined the mantle behind me. There was an outdoor patio set in the dining room, complete with a hole in the table for the absent umbrella. And to top it all off, my friend&#8217;s roommate offered me packets of ketchup to eat for breakfast. Ha! At least he made me coffee first.<\/p>\n<p>Jesse and I agreed that if it wasn&#8217;t for my vagina, we&#8217;d have a serious bromance going on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was no doubt that I woke up in a dude&#8217;s apartment this morning. Thirty or so empty craft brew bottles lined the mantle behind me. There was an outdoor patio set in the dining room, complete with a hole in the table for the absent umbrella. And to top it all off, my friend&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}