{"id":10830,"date":"2011-09-09T11:45:46","date_gmt":"2011-09-09T18:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=10830"},"modified":"2011-09-09T11:45:46","modified_gmt":"2011-09-09T18:45:46","slug":"ive-only-got-the-skanky-ones-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10830","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve only got the skanky ones left."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sweetestthing-skankyones.jpg\" alt=\"The Sweetest Thing - I've only got the skanky ones left. Tell me about it, dude.\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">8:48 AM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>Jesse: <\/strong>i need to do laundry in a bad way<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">8:49 AM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>me: <\/strong>are you wearing granny panties right now<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td>&#8230;because i am<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8:48 AM Jesse: i need to do laundry in a bad way 8:49 AM me: are you wearing granny panties right now &#8230;because i am<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,225,237],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-movies","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}