{"id":10942,"date":"2011-09-22T21:37:57","date_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=10942"},"modified":"2011-09-22T21:37:57","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T04:37:57","slug":"dirty-sanchez-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10942","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Sanchez."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/marksanchez-gq.jpg\" alt=\"mark sanchez gq magazine\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">3:12 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>me: <\/strong>he&#8217;s a beautiful man<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td><strong>Jesse:<\/strong> he looks like mario lopez here<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">3:13 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>me:<\/strong> how dare you!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAnd <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gq.com\/sports\/profiles\/201109\/mark-sanchez-gq-september-2011-cover-story#slide=3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">THIS<\/a>, ladies and gentlemen, is why I love <s>Mexicans<\/s> <s>24 year olds<\/s> Mark Sanchez.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3:12 PM me: he&#8217;s a beautiful man &nbsp; Jesse: he looks like mario lopez here 3:13 PM me: how dare you! And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why I love Mexicans 24 year olds Mark Sanchez.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,193],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-eye-candy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}