{"id":11128,"date":"2011-10-01T10:22:36","date_gmt":"2011-10-01T17:22:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=11128"},"modified":"2024-03-03T14:39:30","modified_gmt":"2024-03-03T22:39:30","slug":"you-wanted-to-name-him-salt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=11128","title":{"rendered":"You wanted to name him Salt."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zhPklt9nYas?si=spIKzVjN8TU2k4X2\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"435\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"15%\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\">12:21 PM<\/span><\/td>\n<td><span dir=\"ltr\" title=\"jnelson@emitations.com\"><strong>Jesse:&nbsp;<\/strong><\/span> <span dir=\"ltr\">are your eyes a little misty<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"15%\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td><span dir=\"ltr\" title=\"mchoa@emitations.com\"><strong>me:<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/span> <span dir=\"ltr\">only if yours are&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"15%\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td><span dir=\"ltr\" title=\"jnelson@emitations.com\"><strong>Jesse:&nbsp;<\/strong><\/span> <span dir=\"ltr\">LOL<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"15%\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\">12:22 PM<\/span><\/td>\n<td><strong><span dir=\"ltr\" title=\"mchoa@emitations.com\">me:&nbsp;<\/span><\/strong>did i ever show you this? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dayswithmyfather.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/www.dayswithmyfather.com\/<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"15%\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\">12:23 PM<\/span><\/td>\n<td><span dir=\"ltr\" title=\"jnelson@emitations.com\"><strong>Jesse:&nbsp;<\/strong><\/span> <span dir=\"ltr\">i dont know if im equipped for this right now<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"15%\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>im still fragile from that commercial, marion<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>I watched this at work and cried silently at my desk. Just kidding. I was sobbing pretty loudly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12:21 PM Jesse:&nbsp; are your eyes a little misty &nbsp; me:&nbsp; only if yours are&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. &nbsp; Jesse:&nbsp; LOL 12:22 PM me:&nbsp;did i ever show you this? http:\/\/www.dayswithmyfather.com\/ 12:23 PM Jesse:&nbsp; i dont know if im equipped for this right now &nbsp; im still fragile from that commercial, marion I watched this at work and cried [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,216,218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-kids","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11128"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":135930,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11128\/revisions\/135930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}