{"id":115,"date":"2005-05-21T15:27:15","date_gmt":"2005-05-21T22:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/wordpress\/?p=115"},"modified":"2005-05-21T15:27:15","modified_gmt":"2005-05-21T22:27:15","slug":"seven-dollar-make-you-holler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"Seven dollar make you holler."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had the BEST time at D&#038;B&#8217;s on Thursday. The set went there for Charlene&#8217;s 21st birthday. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever had fun at D&#038;B&#8217;s before that. I never looked forward to going (especially on FILIPINO Thursdays)&#8230; I should&#8217;ve known that a little alcohol could fix that. $7, one Zombie and one Chambord later, I was on a GOOD one. I&#8217;m such a cheap date. I&#8217;ve NEVER had such a good alcoholic experience. It&#8217;s usually fun for a while, then the fun quickly ends with me yakking or hungover&#8230; but none of that ish happened this time. Edgar was SOOO mad at me! I drove Trace there, so I was supposed to be able to drive both of us home. I only had two drinks in the span of three hours, so I figured that I would be okay, but that Zombie f*cking killed me&#8230; and then Errol bought me a Chambord Sour that I couldn&#8217;t pass up&#8230; when it hits your lips&#8230; YUM. I could barely keep my eyes open. I somehow managed to score a ridiculously high score in skee ball, though! I kept hitting the 50 shot&#8230; then I hit the *100* shot&#8230; which is like IMPOSSIBLE even when you&#8217;re sober. Having Edgar yell at me for being the most irresponsible designated driver ever didn&#8217;t even kill my buzz. After much debating that I was OK to drive, Julz ended up driving my car back to Ed&#8217;s where we all smoked some candy sheesh (my new favorite) and sobered up with some Mexican food (thanks, ROSS!). Tonight is Errol&#8217;s graduation party. He makes me feel terribly old and behind, but I can&#8217;t say enough how proud I am of him. Thank goodness he lives up the street from me. This designated driver shit is overrated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had the BEST time at D&#038;B&#8217;s on Thursday. The set went there for Charlene&#8217;s 21st birthday. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever had fun at D&#038;B&#8217;s before that. I never looked forward to going (especially on FILIPINO Thursdays)&#8230; I should&#8217;ve known that a little alcohol could fix that. $7, one Zombie and one Chambord later, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}