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It was a Saturday night, so I was in bed eating beef ribs from Phil’s BBQ<\/a> when Christine called me and said that Diplo was having a free show downtown for the America’s Cup World Series<\/a>. I’ve had this weird crush on Diplo ever since I saw him in that Blackberry commercial<\/a>, so I I had dessert and drinks with Christine at Karl Strauss<\/a>, walked to the harbor, fist pumped to Diplo’s set, met up with Jessie, had one too many mules at El Dorado<\/a>, ate late night tamales at La Fachada<\/a>, and got home at three in the morning.<\/p>\n Today, I woke up with a headache and a half eaten burrito next to my face.<\/p>\n Boys, try not to fall in love with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It was a Saturday night, so I was in bed eating beef ribs from Phil’s BBQ when Christine called me and said that Diplo was having a free show downtown for the America’s Cup World Series. I’ve had this weird crush on Diplo ever since I saw him in that Blackberry commercial, so I finished […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[176,227,253],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bbq","category-music","category-weekend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}finished my ribs<\/s> got ready and was out the door by 7:30.<\/p>\n