{"id":12109,"date":"2011-12-07T23:59:57","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T06:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=12109"},"modified":"2011-12-07T23:59:57","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T06:59:57","slug":"pick-a-font-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=12109","title":{"rendered":"Pick a font, baby."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/happyendings-grinchesbecrazy.jpg\" alt=\"happy endings - grinches be crazy - corn coupon\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>DAVE:<\/strong> You&#8217;re really going with the coupon books that no one wants again this year?<br \/>\n<strong>ALEX:<\/strong> People love my coupon books!<br \/>\n<strong>DAVE:<\/strong> Nibble your name into a cobb of corn? Who wants that?<br \/>\n<strong>ALEX:<\/strong> You know you want it. Pick a font, baby. Don&#8217;t be shy.<br \/>\n<strong>DAVE:<\/strong> I do not want that in Helvetica.<\/p>\n<p>Alex from <a href=\"http:\/\/abc.go.com\/shows\/happy-endings\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Happy Endings<\/a> is my spirit animal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DAVE: You&#8217;re really going with the coupon books that no one wants again this year? ALEX: People love my coupon books! DAVE: Nibble your name into a cobb of corn? Who wants that? ALEX: You know you want it. Pick a font, baby. Don&#8217;t be shy. DAVE: I do not want that in Helvetica. Alex [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[237,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}