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My parents are going to Portugal and Spain this Summer, and Spain is on my My parents are going to Portugal and Spain this Summer, and Spain is on my fuck it bucket list, so I invited myself \ud83d\ude0f I jokingly said I’d only go if we fly first class, so my dad has been looking into it. The difference between my dad and me is that he’ll do anything […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,248],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122967"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":123135,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122967\/revisions\/123135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}fuck it<\/s> bucket list, so I invited myself \ud83d\ude0f I jokingly said I’d only go if we fly first class, so my dad has been looking into it. The difference between my dad and me is that he’ll do anything to save a buck (like book his flight through a cheap travel agency that makes it impossible to deal directly with the airline when you need to make changes, whereas I will always pay extra<\/em> to not have to deal with any of that). He’s been sending me flight itineraries to see if they’re legit, and one google search<\/a> revealed they were a big ol’ scam. Needless to say, I’ll be booking our flights for this trip \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"