{"id":13191,"date":"2012-03-19T21:17:37","date_gmt":"2012-03-20T04:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=13191"},"modified":"2012-03-19T21:17:37","modified_gmt":"2012-03-20T04:17:37","slug":"spill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=13191","title":{"rendered":"The Big Spill."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/waterbroke.jpg\" alt=\"water broke\" \/><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">4:42 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>me:<\/strong> <span dir=\"ltr\">what happened by the water cooler?<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>it looks like somebody&#8217;s water broke over there<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">4:43 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>Jesse:<\/strong><span dir=\"ltr\"> <span dir=\"ltr\">c&#8217;mon man!!!<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Sometimes I feel bad for Jesse because he&#8217;s one of the only dudes in the office&#8230; but then I remember that he gets to work with me, and I don&#8217;t feel bad for him anymore! Ha \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4:42 PM me: what happened by the water cooler? &nbsp; it looks like somebody&#8217;s water broke over there 4:43 PM Jesse: c&#8217;mon man!!! Sometimes I feel bad for Jesse because he&#8217;s one of the only dudes in the office&#8230; but then I remember that he gets to work with me, and I don&#8217;t feel bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}