{"id":13347,"date":"2012-03-28T13:26:46","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T21:26:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=13347"},"modified":"2012-03-28T13:26:46","modified_gmt":"2012-03-28T21:26:46","slug":"regret-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=13347","title":{"rendered":"Regret."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/philsbbqlunch.jpg\" alt=\"phils bbq office lunch\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I instantly regret wearing jeans instead of leggings to work today. How can I stuff my face with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/phils-bbq-san-diego-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Phil&#8217;s BBQ<\/a> when my clothes are so binding?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I instantly regret wearing jeans instead of leggings to work today. How can I stuff my face with Phil&#8217;s BBQ when my clothes are so binding?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[176,200,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bbq","category-food-and-drink","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}