{"id":13500,"date":"2012-04-04T22:34:10","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T05:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=13500"},"modified":"2012-04-04T22:34:10","modified_gmt":"2012-04-05T05:34:10","slug":"promise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=13500","title":{"rendered":"Promise."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/happyendings-davepenny.jpg\" alt=\"happy endings dave and penny\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>DAVE:<\/strong> You might not meet not somebody tonight, but you will meet someone.<br \/>\n<strong>PENNY:<\/strong> You promise?<br \/>\n<strong>DAVE:<\/strong> Yes&#8230; as long as you promise to stop slobbering all over the champagne.<br \/>\n<strong>PENNY:<\/strong> I can&#8217;t promise that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DAVE: You might not meet not somebody tonight, but you will meet someone. PENNY: You promise? DAVE: Yes&#8230; as long as you promise to stop slobbering all over the champagne. PENNY: I can&#8217;t promise that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,222,237,239,249,252],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-love","category-quotes","category-relationships","category-tv","category-weddings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}