{"id":138,"date":"2007-01-01T12:29:31","date_gmt":"2007-01-01T19:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/wordpress\/?p=138"},"modified":"2007-01-01T12:29:31","modified_gmt":"2007-01-01T19:29:31","slug":"i-will-buy-you-a-new-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"I will buy you a new life."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every year, I make the same New Year&#8217;s resolution to lose enough weight to fit into my skinny jeans again \u2014 not the trendy skinny jeans immortalized by Audrey Hepburn in the Gap commercial, but the jeans I wore when I was skinny&#8230;er. Because let&#8217;s face it, I was never (and probably never will be) skinny. I thought for 2007 I&#8217;d resolve to do more than that. Here&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve come up with so far:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Fall in love with someone who knows my worth.<br \/>\n&#8211; Quit the BS. It&#8217;ll be very clear if I don&#8217;t like you. I&#8217;m tired of being nice.<br \/>\n&#8211; Fix my car stereo on my own.<br \/>\n&#8211; Strengthen relationships I value. Drop those that don&#8217;t matter.<br \/>\n&#8211; Focus more on myself and less on others.<br \/>\n&#8211; Take\/pass 42 units so I can get my BA next spring.<br \/>\n&#8211; Move out of San Diego (I might save this one for 2008).<\/p>\n<p>2006 was a year of realization&#8230; who my real friends are, what really matters (and doesn&#8217;t matter) to me, the potential for something better. I&#8217;m ready for a new year and a new life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year, I make the same New Year&#8217;s resolution to lose enough weight to fit into my skinny jeans again \u2014 not the trendy skinny jeans immortalized by Audrey Hepburn in the Gap commercial, but the jeans I wore when I was skinny&#8230;er. Because let&#8217;s face it, I was never (and probably never will be) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}