{"id":138327,"date":"2024-03-08T09:13:09","date_gmt":"2024-03-08T17:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138327"},"modified":"2024-03-08T09:27:31","modified_gmt":"2024-03-08T17:27:31","slug":"happy-birthday-jessie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138327","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Jessie!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" width=\"435\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-dtf-coffeee1.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/morningpeoplevsme_dogs1.gif\" alt=\"what is this gif\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-dtf-coffeee2.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n<p>Happiest birthday, bb! Also, please don&#8217;t talk to me till I&#8217;ve had my morning coffee \u2615<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Since they&#8217;re not bringing people around the baby till he&#8217;s had all his vaccines, we instacarted her some <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/bevmo.com\/products\/34807\" target=\"_blank\">champagne<\/a>, sent her <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.partycity.com\/premium-blush-birthday-foil-balloon-bouquet-7pc-951442.html\" target=\"_blank\">balloons<\/a> from Party City, and are gonna doordash her some lunch later. Last year, we were celebrating her 40th birthday downtown and I was throwing up in the bathroom (it was the first time I drank after the strokes). How quickly things change around here&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happiest birthday, bb! Also, please don&#8217;t talk to me till I&#8217;ve had my morning coffee \u2615 Since they&#8217;re not bringing people around the baby till he&#8217;s had all his vaccines, we instacarted her some champagne, sent her balloons from Party City, and are gonna doordash her some lunch later. Last year, we were celebrating her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178,181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138327"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":154283,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138327\/revisions\/154283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}