{"id":138334,"date":"2024-03-08T15:50:09","date_gmt":"2024-03-08T23:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138334"},"modified":"2024-03-08T15:53:20","modified_gmt":"2024-03-08T23:53:20","slug":"poppin-bottles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138334","title":{"rendered":"Poppin&#8217; Bottles."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-jess-champagne.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Last year, we we&#8217;re poppin&#8217; bottles, and this year Jessie is poppin&#8217; baby bottles. But I sent her some champagne, so she could still pop some adult bottles.<\/p>\n<p>When Jessie was still looking for a surrogate, I was like, &#8220;I&#8217;ll carry your baby. You can live in the casita, and my pregnant ass will stay in the main house with your husband.&#8221; Needless to say, she went with a surrogate in Bakersfield instead \ud83e\udd23<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year, we we&#8217;re poppin&#8217; bottles, and this year Jessie is poppin&#8217; baby bottles. But I sent her some champagne, so she could still pop some adult bottles. When Jessie was still looking for a surrogate, I was like, &#8220;I&#8217;ll carry your baby. You can live in the casita, and my pregnant ass will stay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178,181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138334"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138340,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138334\/revisions\/138340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}