{"id":138348,"date":"2024-03-09T12:14:10","date_gmt":"2024-03-09T20:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138348"},"modified":"2024-03-12T14:32:39","modified_gmt":"2024-03-12T21:32:39","slug":"afterlife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=138348","title":{"rendered":"Afterlife."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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Donna was a bad influence on me when we were kids, and it looks like she’ll still be a bad influence in the afterlife! Ha. If my sister and I were running late to class in high school, we\u2019d skip first period and hang out at Donna’s apartment instead (I have never once gone to lockout<\/a>. I guess this is why when I was late for work when I used to work in the office, I would text Nori, “What do you want from Coffee Bean?” \ud83d\ude05 What’s a few more minutes if I’m already late…). Donna dared me to jump off a cliff into the kids\u2019 pool at the resort we were staying at a few years ago in Hawaii. She jumped first, but she\u2019s also a foot shorter than me! I\u2019m pretty sure my tailbone is still at the bottom of the keiki pool, you guys.<\/p>\n

When I die, I just need someone to clear my browser history and play Young the Giant at my funeral.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Donna was a bad influence on me when we were kids, and it looks like she’ll still be a bad influence in the afterlife! Ha. If my sister and I were running late to class in high school, we\u2019d skip first period and hang out at Donna’s apartment instead (I have never once gone to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,257],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-young-the-giant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138348"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138441,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138348\/revisions\/138441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}