{"id":13871,"date":"2012-04-22T01:38:50","date_gmt":"2012-04-22T08:38:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=13871"},"modified":"2012-04-22T01:38:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-22T08:38:50","slug":"sport-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=13871","title":{"rendered":"Sports Fish."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>A man fishes for two reasons: he&#8217;s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he&#8217;s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or he&#8217;s going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and put it on his plate. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women. It&#8217;s not the guy who determines whether you&#8217;re a sports fish or a keeper\u2014it&#8217;s you. Every word you say, every move you make, every signal you give to a man will help him determine whether he should try to play you, be straight with you, or move on to the next woman to do a little more sport fishing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div align=\"right\">&#8211; Steve Harvey, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1621045\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Think Like a Man<\/a><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0367724\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mr. Hightower<\/a> speaks an insane amount of truth.<\/p>\n<p>I have found my new spiritual leader. Teach me your ways, oh wise one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man fishes for two reasons: he&#8217;s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he&#8217;s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or he&#8217;s going to take that fish on home, scale it, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,222,225,237,239],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-love","category-movies","category-quotes","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}