{"id":14157,"date":"2012-05-14T18:44:41","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T01:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=14157"},"modified":"2012-05-14T18:44:41","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T01:44:41","slug":"fifty-shades-of-grey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=14157","title":{"rendered":"Fifty Shades of Grey."},"content":{"rendered":"

I read Fifty Shades of Grey<\/a> almost immediately after I heard that Ian Somerhalder<\/a>\u2014a permanent resident in my freebie five\u2014might play the lead in the film adaptation. Also, the mention of a ‘sex chamber’ may or may not have swayed my decision.<\/p>\n

My ovaries would explode if any of these guys got picked to play Christian Grey (left to right: Ian Somerhalder<\/a>, Wes Bentley<\/a>, Matt Bomer<\/a>):<\/p>\n

\"fifty<\/p>\n

Clearly, I have a type!<\/p>\n

I finished reading it in less than 24 hours. Never has a book left me so satiated… It’s so jaw-droppingly sexy that I’m not sure how they’re going to make it a movie without it being illegal in some small countries!<\/p>\n

I wish my friends would read it already so I could have someone to discuss it with. This must be how those b’s felt about me and Breaking Dawn<\/a>\u2014I’ve been trying to finish the last book of the Twilight<\/em> saga since 2008, but all my attempts to read it end with me throwing it across the room in hysterics. <\/p>\n

On to Fifty Shades Darker<\/a>! Laters, baby \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I read Fifty Shades of Grey almost immediately after I heard that Ian Somerhalder\u2014a permanent resident in my freebie five\u2014might play the lead in the film adaptation. Also, the mention of a ‘sex chamber’ may or may not have swayed my decision. My ovaries would explode if any of these guys got picked to play […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[180,193,196,225,242],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-eye-candy","category-fiftyshadesofgrey","category-movies","category-smolderhalder"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}