{"id":1438,"date":"2010-01-12T23:10:19","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T06:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=1438"},"modified":"2010-01-12T23:10:19","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T06:10:19","slug":"no-one-attracts-cholos-like-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=1438","title":{"rendered":"No one attracts cholos the way I do."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/raepinky.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Run Into Flowers<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>To one of my best friends and cousins, Mayan, Happy Happy Birthday!  No one else can foretell the future like you do, do graphic design like you do, attract cholos the way you do, or wear bathing suit bottoms like you do. I love you!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_kx78canGbv1qa3nll.jpg\" alt=\"raechel tejidor\" height=\"502\" width=\"406\" \/>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/soshi737.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Slowly, But Shirley<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Heart twins\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_kw59k8oKWm1qa7hql.jpg\" alt=\"bosom buddies\" height=\"305\" width=\"406\"\/><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s just how we roll =)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_kw59rqX80J1qa7hql.jpg\" alt=\"sexified\" height=\"305\" width=\"406\"\/><\/p>\n<p>No one knows my heart like you do, love!  Happy Birthday Mayan!  Love you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Run Into Flowers: To one of my best friends and cousins, Mayan, Happy Happy Birthday! No one else can foretell the future like you do, do graphic design like you do, attract cholos the way you do, or wear bathing suit bottoms like you do. I love you! Slowly, But Shirley: Heart twins\u2026 It\u2019s just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}