{"id":14562,"date":"2012-06-14T01:02:42","date_gmt":"2012-06-14T08:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=14562"},"modified":"2012-06-14T01:02:42","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T08:02:42","slug":"potato-chip-cliff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=14562","title":{"rendered":"Potato Chip Cliff."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/soshi737.tumblr.com\/post\/25034024201\/part-of-me-by-katy-perry-hiked-mt-woodson\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shikaren-potatochipcliff.jpg\" alt=\"potato chip cliff san diego\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">3:22 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>me: <\/strong> why am i agreeing to all kinds of craziness these days<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">3:23 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>shi: <\/strong> coz saying yes to everything liberates you!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>you&#8217;ll enjoy<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>i promise<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td>no time like the present!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"15%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">3:25 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>me: <\/strong>how do i turn you off? \ud83d\ude42<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Your sunshine is as blinding as ever, Shirley May.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, I&#8217;ve agreed to hike up <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/mount-woodson-trail-poway\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mount Woodson<\/a> at an unholy hour on my day off tomorrow! I don&#8217;t even know who I am anymore&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3:22 PM me: why am i agreeing to all kinds of craziness these days 3:23 PM shi: coz saying yes to everything liberates you! &nbsp; you&#8217;ll enjoy &nbsp; i promise &nbsp; no time like the present! 3:25 PM me: how do i turn you off? \ud83d\ude42 Your sunshine is as blinding as ever, Shirley May. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,192,240],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-exercise","category-san-diego"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}