{"id":159790,"date":"2024-03-30T11:16:09","date_gmt":"2024-03-30T18:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=159790"},"modified":"2024-03-30T11:16:09","modified_gmt":"2024-03-30T18:16:09","slug":"sick-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=159790","title":{"rendered":"Sick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/adventuretime_jake_sick.gif\" alt=\"adventure time jake because i'm sick\" height=\"242\" width=\"435\"><\/p>\n<p>I woke up with a tickle in my throat. I&#8217;ve literally only gotten one cold since the pandemic, and I&#8217;ve never gotten covid. I used to get sick all the time, but that was when I would go into the office every day, and I&#8217;d pick up everyone&#8217;s germs. I don&#8217;t know how I got sick, when I don&#8217;t go anywhere or see anyone. Maybe one of my doordashers was sick LOL. Anyway, it&#8217;s raining, so I&#8217;m just gonna stay in bed all day if you wanna come be the big spoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up with a tickle in my throat. I&#8217;ve literally only gotten one cold since the pandemic, and I&#8217;ve never gotten covid. I used to get sick all the time, but that was when I would go into the office every day, and I&#8217;d pick up everyone&#8217;s germs. I don&#8217;t know how I got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159790"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":159798,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159790\/revisions\/159798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}