{"id":16206,"date":"2012-11-24T03:40:55","date_gmt":"2012-11-24T10:40:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=16206"},"modified":"2012-11-24T03:40:55","modified_gmt":"2012-11-24T10:40:55","slug":"black-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=16206","title":{"rendered":"Black Friday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/macbookpro.jpg\" alt=\"macbook pro with retina display - cracked bezel - binder clips\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh hey, I&#8217;m just blogging from my new Macbook Pro with retina display. No bigs!<\/p>\n<p>I bought it with two credit cards and the promise of my firstborn, but I don&#8217;t have to use my old macbook held together by binder clips anymore, so I&#8217;m just going to focus on that.<\/p>\n<p>I never thought I&#8217;d be shopping on Black Friday or eating Hot Dog on a Stick at two in the morning (or at any time really), yet there I was at Parkway Plaza with my sister and my preggo bestie doing both of those things&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh hey, I&#8217;m just blogging from my new Macbook Pro with retina display. No bigs! I bought it with two credit cards and the promise of my firstborn, but I don&#8217;t have to use my old macbook held together by binder clips anymore, so I&#8217;m just going to focus on that. I never thought I&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211,247],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-things-i-need"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}