{"id":171394,"date":"2024-05-21T18:40:38","date_gmt":"2024-05-22T01:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=171394"},"modified":"2024-05-21T18:40:38","modified_gmt":"2024-05-22T01:40:38","slug":"ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=171394","title":{"rendered":"Ugly."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/C7Ii2XvtVBU\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/explainingtheeeuniverse_same-outfit.jpg\" alt=\"explainingtheuniverse\" width=\"100%\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I sent Alicia this Christmas card one year, then accidentally sent her the same card the next year:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sorry-youre-ugly-xmas.jpg\" alt=\"sorry you're ugly christmas card\"><\/p>\n<p>I found a box of this same card on eBay, and I&#8217;ve been sending her this card every year for the past decade \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sent Alicia this Christmas card one year, then accidentally sent her the same card the next year: I found a box of this same card on eBay, and I&#8217;ve been sending her this card every year for the past decade \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-171394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171394"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":171398,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171394\/revisions\/171398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}