{"id":19399,"date":"2013-12-01T23:32:40","date_gmt":"2013-12-02T06:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=19399"},"modified":"2013-12-01T23:32:40","modified_gmt":"2013-12-02T06:32:40","slug":"condolences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=19399","title":{"rendered":"Condolences."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/paulwalker_dead_text.gif\" alt=\"paul walker dead text\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When my sister woke me up from my food coma to break the news of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?cat=71\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Paul Walker<\/a>&#8216;s untimely death yesterday, I thought I was dreaming. But then it became <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/PaulWalker\/posts\/690316711002596\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Facebook official<\/a>, and everyone started texting me to make sure I wasn&#8217;t hanging from my shower rod.<\/p>\n<p>On a scale of 1 to Dawson, how ugly is my cry face right now???<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dawson_crying.gif\" alt=\"dawson ugly crying gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When my sister woke me up from my food coma to break the news of Paul Walker&#8216;s untimely death yesterday, I thought I was dreaming. But then it became Facebook official, and everyone started texting me to make sure I wasn&#8217;t hanging from my shower rod. On a scale of 1 to Dawson, how ugly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,188,233],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-death","category-paul-walker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}