{"id":21001,"date":"2014-06-18T20:06:17","date_gmt":"2014-06-19T04:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=21001"},"modified":"2014-06-18T20:06:17","modified_gmt":"2014-06-19T04:06:17","slug":"apartment-hunters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=21001","title":{"rendered":"Apartment Hunters."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/broadcity_apartmenthunters_bathroom.gif\" alt=\"broad city - apartment hunters - where's the bathroom? where isn't the bathroom?\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The power went out in my apartment building again last week! I was already running late, and I had to go back upstairs in the dark to tell the maintenance guy to manually open the garage gate so I could get to fucking work already. This has happened three times in less than two months! And these are only the incidents that I know of, because I spend less than 50% of my time in this apartment (unless a burglar is reading this, in which case I&#8217;m home all the time. Plus I always keep my sharpest pair of fabric scissors within reach. And I&#8217;m not afraid to cut you.)<\/p>\n<p>Once I get my new car situation settled, I&#8217;m moving out of this overpriced shit hole and torching it on yelp!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The power went out in my apartment building again last week! I was already running late, and I had to go back upstairs in the dark to tell the maintenance guy to manually open the garage gate so I could get to fucking work already. This has happened three times in less than two months! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[217,226,237,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la","category-moving","category-quotes","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}