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I was really dreading this past weekend, but it actually wasn’t half bad \ud83d\ude42 On Friday, Shi<\/a>, Ella<\/a>, Sha<\/a> and I did what any other masochistic group of single girls would do on Valentine’s Day weekend\u2014we watched Dear John<\/em> (aka Sobfest 2010). Christine gave it half a thumb, but I actually liked it! I cried throughout the entire movie. It definitely didn’t touch The Notebook<\/em>, but I’d recommend at least renting it when it’s released (if only to see Channing Tatum running around half naked).<\/p>\n I drowned my sorrows at The Local<\/a> with the girls and Antonio Saturday night. Fifty dollars, six cranberry vodkas, two slices of New York pizza<\/a>, and one drunken text to the ex later (yikes), I called it a night at four in the morning.<\/p>\n I woke up on Sunday with a hangover and a text back from Il Postino. I didn’t get back to him\u2014he drunk messaged me three times<\/a> the weekend before, so I thought I didn’t have to explain myself. The girls all texted me to make sure that I wasn’t going to throw myself off a bridge before spending the day with their significant others, and I even got a V-Day greeting from the Cake Boss (which I also ignored). Shi invited me to brunch, but I felt too sick to eat anything at that ungodly hour. I spent the majority of my day designing Chel’s wedding invitation while watching Lifetime’s Lovers Lane Movie Marathon (don’t judge me). Sitting through all 120 minutes of Flirting with Forty<\/em> was worth discovering Robert Buckley<\/a>. Hot damn. I don’t usually like blondes, but I’ll make an exception for this one.<\/p>\n Il Postino texted me after midnight\u2014and after he had gotten home from his Valentine’s date, I’m sure\u2014saying thanks for (not) returning the drunken text and he hoped I had a great Valentine’s Day. Number one… how dare you? And number two… don’t call me past 11pm<\/a>. It was late, and I didn’t think it was a good idea to respond, so I didn’t. I like how we only talk to each other when we’re intoxicated and\/or at an indecent hour. Don’t make me that girl that you only call after midnight\u2014especially not on Valentine’s Day. And especially not when I used to be that girl you’d take roller skating<\/a> on a random Tuesday before the street lights came on.<\/p>\n I would just like to be involved with someone who values me enough to call me at a respectable hour… someone who would maybe take me to Birch Aquarium<\/a> to look at moon jellies<\/a>, grab some dinner afterwards (nothing fancy), and maybe share a Churros Con Chocolate cupcake from Cups<\/a>. Or even a churro from Costco would be fine by me. You know, I don’t ask for much (and I also don’t get much, either… go figure).<\/p>\n On Monday, Chel, Shi and I had a three hour sesh at Tap Ex<\/a>. We always find time for each other. These girls are my heart. They make me realize that I’m better off without these jerkoffs I keep involving myself with. And they completely understand when I blow them off to watch meteor showers<\/a> with the same jerkoffs ♥<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was really dreading this past weekend, but it actually wasn’t half bad \ud83d\ude42 On Friday, Shi, Ella, Sha and I did what any other masochistic group of single girls would do on Valentine’s Day weekend\u2014we watched Dear John (aka Sobfest 2010). Christine gave it half a thumb, but I actually liked it! I cried […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211,222,239],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-love","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}