{"id":224402,"date":"2024-07-20T21:40:19","date_gmt":"2024-07-21T04:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=224402"},"modified":"2024-07-23T22:02:22","modified_gmt":"2024-07-24T05:02:22","slug":"wild-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=224402","title":{"rendered":"Wild."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I woke up and broke my glasses (I always fall asleep with my glasses on, and the metal hinge finally snapped this morning), so I ordered another of the same pair, but it takes a couple weeks to make. I walked to Vons in this hot ass weather to get my steps in and decided to reward myself with a venti iced unsweetened green tea, but the Starbucks inside Vons was out of green tea. We were supposed to celebrate Christine’s husband’s birthday tonight downtown at Basic<\/a>, but Pammie’s been seeing a chiro and doing PT and she threw out her back, so instead I’m in bed watching old Bones<\/em><\/a> reruns, wearing my prescription sunglasses at night like an asshole, and migrating my old work Mac to the new Mac they sent me. Another wild Saturday night in!<\/p>\n

It’s also a full moon tonight. Do with that information what you will \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong> Biden has dropped out of the presidential race<\/a> and Tender Greens filed for bankruptcy<\/a> \ud83d\ude2c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I woke up and broke my glasses (I always fall asleep with my glasses on, and the metal hinge finally snapped this morning), so I ordered another of the same pair, but it takes a couple weeks to make. I walked to Vons in this hot ass weather to get my steps in and decided […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-224402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=224402"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":229063,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224402\/revisions\/229063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=224402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=224402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=224402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}