{"id":22812,"date":"2015-06-11T21:49:33","date_gmt":"2015-06-12T05:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=22812"},"modified":"2015-06-11T21:49:33","modified_gmt":"2015-06-12T05:49:33","slug":"high-low","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=22812","title":{"rendered":"High &#038; Low."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Highlight of my day:<\/strong> After lunch with my coworkers @ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/pitfire-artisan-pizza-manhattan-beach\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pitfire<\/a>, the cute cashier slipped me a free jumbo chocolate chip cookie on my way out.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dancingcookie.gif\" alt=\"dancing cookie gif\" widht=\"435\" height=\"244\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I met up with my coworkers outside afterwards, thrust my cookie in the air and was all like, &#8220;FREE COOKIE, BITCHES!&#8221; Our excitement was short-lived, though. When we got back to my car, I had two parking tickets\u2014one for an expired meter (my friend paid the wrong one) and another for not having a front license plate (I mean, if my car was meant to have one, it would have come with holes drilled in it).<\/p>\n<p>I owe the City of Manhattan Beach $96 for that free cookie!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/Princess_Cookie.png\" alt=\"adventure time princess cookie\" widht=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Highlight of my day: After lunch with my coworkers @ Pitfire, the cute cashier slipped me a free jumbo chocolate chip cookie on my way out. I met up with my coworkers outside afterwards, thrust my cookie in the air and was all like, &#8220;FREE COOKIE, BITCHES!&#8221; Our excitement was short-lived, though. When we got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,217,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-la","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}