{"id":236501,"date":"2024-08-17T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-08-17T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=236501"},"modified":"2024-08-16T23:48:10","modified_gmt":"2024-08-17T06:48:10","slug":"secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=236501","title":{"rendered":"Secret."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/christine-chat-dogfriends.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>You have a secret lover for five years and no one ever lets you forget it \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uzwQ-PNJtPg?si=YXrq7DgN_sN_YhNp\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>My dog friends:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/neighborhood-dogs.gif\" alt=\"dogs\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>My sister and her husband are vacationing in Hawaii for the week. Partly because I didn&#8217;t want to schlep all my work shit to my parents&#8217; house (I have to bring my gigantic work-issued desktop, because IT won&#8217;t let us access the server from our personal laptops anymore), but mostly because I&#8217;m a grown ass woman who doesn&#8217;t need supervision, I&#8217;m staying at my sister&#8217;s house by myself.<\/p>\n<p>No secret lovers here! But I will be walking around in my chonies \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have a secret lover for five years and no one ever lets you forget it \ud83d\ude05 My dog friends: My sister and her husband are vacationing in Hawaii for the week. Partly because I didn&#8217;t want to schlep all my work shit to my parents&#8217; house (I have to bring my gigantic work-issued desktop, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[173,181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236501"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":236511,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236501\/revisions\/236511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}