{"id":236613,"date":"2024-08-22T11:28:10","date_gmt":"2024-08-22T18:28:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=236613"},"modified":"2024-08-23T10:58:32","modified_gmt":"2024-08-23T17:58:32","slug":"swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=236613","title":{"rendered":"Swim."},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" width=\"435\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-dtf-lily-white-skin1.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-dtf-lily-white-skin.gif\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-dtf-lily-white-skin2.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>A good way to insult me is to say I look darker LOL, and I have never once been mistaken for a local in Hawaii. I&#8217;m too fair-skinned and much too loud \ud83d\ude05 (my Cali vernacular screams tourist vibes).<\/p>\n<p>Also, I should clarify that I only got drunk in Christine&#8217;s pool because she and her husband were there watching the kids. I don&#8217;t drink when I&#8217;m watching children (mostly because people never leave their kids with me).<\/p>\n<p>Actual footage of me babysitting:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mayan-zoey-babysitter.gif\" alt=\"babysitting gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A good way to insult me is to say I look darker LOL, and I have never once been mistaken for a local in Hawaii. I&#8217;m too fair-skinned and much too loud \ud83d\ude05 (my Cali vernacular screams tourist vibes). Also, I should clarify that I only got drunk in Christine&#8217;s pool because she and her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236613"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":236641,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236613\/revisions\/236641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}