{"id":238117,"date":"2024-08-29T19:03:39","date_gmt":"2024-08-30T02:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=238117"},"modified":"2024-08-29T19:03:39","modified_gmt":"2024-08-30T02:03:39","slug":"sharp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=238117","title":{"rendered":"Sharp."},"content":{"rendered":"

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There\u2019s this sharp ass agave plant under the doorbell in front of my sister’s house. When I was installing the Ring, I dropped one of the screws and couldn\u2019t get it because it fell into the plant, so I had to order spare parts<\/a>. Before the spares arrived, my dad tried to get the screw in the plant even though I warned him the plant was really sharp and it was impossible. He ended up poking himself on one of the sharp ass plant spikes and asking for Neosporin. It’s a good thing my sister’s my father’s daughter, because there was Neosporin and sanitizer in her bathroom. I can guarantee you there’s no Neosporin in my apartment in LA \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There\u2019s this sharp ass agave plant under the doorbell in front of my sister’s house. When I was installing the Ring, I dropped one of the screws and couldn\u2019t get it because it fell into the plant, so I had to order spare parts. Before the spares arrived, my dad tried to get the screw […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=238117"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":238125,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238117\/revisions\/238125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=238117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=238117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=238117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}