{"id":270319,"date":"2025-01-20T09:24:02","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T17:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270319"},"modified":"2025-01-20T09:24:02","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T17:24:02","slug":"whos-counting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270319","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s Counting?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/countdown-shelves.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/countdown-since-wearing-pants.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Dennis gave me these <a href=\"https:\/\/www.genuinefred.com\/products\/whos-counting-daily-living?srsltid=AfmBOopD-CX6aKwKzGfgullWfD9f2qksaj8uBWvogY0OqyrdtsNKqSnB\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">countdown blocks<\/a> for my birthday, partly because he and my sister have this <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ebay.com\/itm\/196947195023\" target=\"_blank\">Harry Potter Block Calendar<\/a> at their house and to remind me of them at home, but mostly because I didn&#8217;t wear pants a lot when I was staying with them for a year after the stroke \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I once accidentally ordered the &#8216;narrow calf&#8217; version of these <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.zappos.com\/p\/womens-naturalizer-rena-cider\/product\/9593276\/color\/5718\" target=\"_blank\">boots<\/a>, and when I got them, they were super snug, so I wore them around the house to stretch out the leather. My sister&#8217;s husband walked in on me washing dishes in the kitchen only wearing these boots, a bathing suit bottom and a baby tee \ud83d\ude06 He was like, &#8216;What&#8217;s happening right now? Why do you look like Woody from <em>Toy Story<\/em>?&#8217; \ud83e\udd20<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/fob-entertained.gif\" width=\"200\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dennis gave me these countdown blocks for my birthday, partly because he and my sister have this Harry Potter Block Calendar at their house and to remind me of them at home, but mostly because I didn&#8217;t wear pants a lot when I was staying with them for a year after the stroke \ud83d\ude05 I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178,225],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270319"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270333,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270319\/revisions\/270333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}