{"id":270445,"date":"2025-02-01T17:02:40","date_gmt":"2025-02-02T01:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270445"},"modified":"2025-02-01T17:09:17","modified_gmt":"2025-02-02T01:09:17","slug":"truth-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270445","title":{"rendered":"Truth."},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-dorito1.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-dorito1.gif\" alt=\"\u201cchat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-dorito2.gif\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-dorito2.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>I used to use the <a href=\"https:\/\/swarmapp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Swarm<\/a> app, where you would check in to the places you&#8217;d go. I used it partly for posterity&#8217;s sake (it would tell you the last time you were there), but mostly because I was the mayor of <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/jWPqLyyZW5hn3gsq8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Crab Hut<\/a> for years \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>While I was using the app many years ago, this guy I used to mess with hit me up after he saw I checked into <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/HmFYgP61R53HMg377\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">European Wax Center<\/a>. I no longer use the Swarm app, go to Crab Hut, or fuck with fuckboys from Hollywood, but do I need to put a Brazilian on the books? At my age? \ud83d\udc75\ud83c\udffb\ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to use the Swarm app, where you would check in to the places you&#8217;d go. I used it partly for posterity&#8217;s sake (it would tell you the last time you were there), but mostly because I was the mayor of Crab Hut for years \ud83d\ude06 While I was using the app many years [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270445"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270454,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270445\/revisions\/270454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}