{"id":270903,"date":"2025-03-22T21:45:26","date_gmt":"2025-03-23T04:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270903"},"modified":"2025-03-24T13:08:54","modified_gmt":"2025-03-24T20:08:54","slug":"la-la-la-la-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270903","title":{"rendered":"La la la la la."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-pammie-taco-guy.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>It once took me 4 hours to drive down to San Diego for Christine\u2019s baby shower, and I arrived with less than an hour left to partake in the taco cart. After stuffing myself with 5 tacos (the 5th one was a mistake!), I was told that the taco guy was staying an extra hour, and I didn\u2019t need to eat all those tacos in record time.<\/p>\n<p>Today, it took me 3 hours to drive down to SD for Chel&#8217;s twins and Rhea&#8217;s daughter&#8217;s birthday party in PQ. I forgot people do things differently above the 8 \ud83d\ude05 At the last kids&#8217; party I went to in eastside, there was a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/birrieriaxolos\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">birria taco bar<\/a>, a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/elbotanero.snackbar\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">tostilocos bar<\/a>, and an open bar \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>When I got to the party, Shi&#8217;s daughter was running down the street and this is how I tried to stop her:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media1.tenor.com\/m\/EoqIfSnH2QcAAAAC\/volleyball-daria.gif\" width=\"250\"><\/p>\n<p>Also, this is me when someone asks me to watch their kid:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mayan-zoey-babysitter.gif\" alt=\"babysitting gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It once took me 4 hours to drive down to San Diego for Christine\u2019s baby shower, and I arrived with less than an hour left to partake in the taco cart. After stuffing myself with 5 tacos (the 5th one was a mistake!), I was told that the taco guy was staying an extra hour, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,216],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270903"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270935,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270903\/revisions\/270935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}