Yakitori Tsuta<\/a>)<\/p>\nThe girls and I try to get together at least once a month to stay updated on each other’s lives. One of them has an upcoming colonoscopy (lovely dinnertime conversation), and she joked that she used to ask for a ride to a boy’s house, then a ride to the club, now a ride to her colonoscopy \ud83d\udc75\ud83c\udffb She said her doctor suggested rubbing petroleum jelly on her booty hole to prevent it from getting raw and irritated during prep \ud83d\ude33 When we toasted our drinks, Jessie was like, ‘Cheers to anal!’ and I nearly spit out my sake. Some dribbled down my chin, but I swallowed most of it like a good girl \ud83d\ude1c <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Beers + cheers (@ Yakitori Tsuta) The girls and I try to get together at least once a month to stay updated on each other’s lives. One of them has an upcoming colonoscopy (lovely dinnertime conversation), and she joked that she used to ask for a ride to a boy’s house, then a ride to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,240],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-san-diego"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271490"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":271499,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271490\/revisions\/271499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
![](\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sapporo-yakitori-tsuta.jpg\")
<\/p>\n