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<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I have alarm reminders set up several times a day\u2014one to wake up, one if concert tickets go on sale, four to take my meds throughout the day, and now one to feed my sourdough starter \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>My mom says I would lose my vagina if it wasn’t attached. Nori and I once spent half an hour looking for my car after a Dodgers game because I couldn’t remember where I parked. I never remember where I park, even if I just run an errand at Target. I drop a pin now \ud83d\ude05 Whenever I’m at my sister’s house, I’m like, ‘Do you know where so-and-so is?’ and she <em>always<\/em> knows, down to the exact location. I’m like, ‘How do you always know where everything is?’ and she’s like, ‘Because I live here!’ I misplaced my Apple watch last week, and have just been walking around with a strip of white skin exposed on my wrist because I still haven’t found it. 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