{"id":28254,"date":"2019-05-20T14:26:39","date_gmt":"2019-05-20T22:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=28254"},"modified":"2019-05-20T14:26:39","modified_gmt":"2019-05-20T22:26:39","slug":"spoiler-alert-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=28254","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler Alert."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1DyE5bhuRag\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"Sensory Deprivator 5000 (opens in a new tab)\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/himym-superbowl-sensory-deprivator-5000.gif\" alt=\"how i met your mother - monday night football - superbowl - sensory deprivation 5000 gif\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Actual footage of me picking up my food order during the <em>Game of Thrones<\/em> finale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After setting up my projector and ordering food, I got in my car and realized my battery was dead. I must&#8217;ve left the dome light on Friday night when I was looking for that mango hi-chew that fell into the abyss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The food was already paid for, so I had to take a lyft there and back to get it. Luckily, both of my drivers were more concerned about the rain in LA than the <em>GoT<\/em> finale. I called AAA when I got home, and the dude took an hour and a half to get to my apartment. Once he jump started my car, he told me that I should keep it running for another half hour! I got back home around 10pm after driving aimlessly in the rain and finally queued up the episode.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As it turns out, I didn\u2019t need to partake in a social media blackout to avoid spoilers that night, because my entire evening leading up to the finale was more exciting than the finale itself!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual footage of me picking up my food order during the Game of Thrones finale. After setting up my projector and ordering food, I got in my car and realized my battery was dead. I must&#8217;ve left the dome light on Friday night when I was looking for that mango hi-chew that fell into the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[205,206,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-game-of-thrones","category-gifs","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}