{"id":29072,"date":"2019-11-30T01:01:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-30T09:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=29072"},"modified":"2019-11-30T01:01:00","modified_gmt":"2019-11-30T09:01:00","slug":"give-thanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=29072","title":{"rendered":"Give Thanks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/happyendings-pleasedontdome.gif\" alt=\"happy endings - secrets and limos - please don't do me - penny gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;or me when my bff\u2019s family was done going around the table saying what they were all thankful for, and her 6-year-old daughter says, \u201cNow let\u2019s say what we hate about each other.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I find this kid equally amusing and terrifying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or me when my bff\u2019s family was done going around the table saying what they were all thankful for, and her 6-year-old daughter says, \u201cNow let\u2019s say what we hate about each other.\u201d I find this kid equally amusing and terrifying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}