{"id":297545,"date":"2025-08-20T18:29:28","date_gmt":"2025-08-21T01:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=297545"},"modified":"2025-08-21T12:22:04","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T19:22:04","slug":"rejoice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=297545","title":{"rendered":"Rejoice."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hgIDvgaTWRA?si=qQ-_GyC837e-Rmra\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m the only one who doesn\u2019t dye my hair in my family. My parents have been box dyeing their grays for years now, and so has my sister who is only 13 months older than me. She usually gets balayage done at the salon and touches up her roots herself. Sometimes my sister dyes my mom\u2019s hair and my mom dyes my dad\u2019s hair. I\u2019m not allowed to dye anyone\u2019s hair &#8211; You accidentally mix the developer with the conditioner instead of the color gel once, and people never let you forget it \ud83d\ude05 They would always say how lucky I am that I don\u2019t get grays. I don\u2019t blow dry or straighten my hair, either, I\u2019ve got that stick straight Asian hair that doesn\u2019t hold a curl.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, when I was brushing my hair the other day, I noticed one hair in my part shining in the light. It was a fucking white hair! I asked Pammie to tweeze it, and she was like, \u2018Which one???\u2019<\/p>\n<p><em>Which one?!<\/em> I beg your finest pardon?! You guys, I apparently have <em>multiple<\/em> gray hairs&#8230; Am I old? (Don&#8217;t answer that).<\/p>\n<p>I love me some salt and pepper on a man, but this is not a cute look for me \ud83d\udc75\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m the only one who doesn\u2019t dye my hair in my family. My parents have been box dyeing their grays for years now, and so has my sister who is only 13 months older than me. She usually gets balayage done at the salon and touches up her roots herself. Sometimes my sister dyes my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[177,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beauty","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=297545"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":298406,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297545\/revisions\/298406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=297545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=297545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=297545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}