{"id":317545,"date":"2025-09-05T16:04:01","date_gmt":"2025-09-05T23:04:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=317545"},"modified":"2025-09-05T18:29:24","modified_gmt":"2025-09-06T01:29:24","slug":"shame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=317545","title":{"rendered":"Shame."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/flinttsmints.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>I bought these <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flintts.com\/collections\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mints<\/a> off Instagram, partly because I&#8217;m the ultimate consumer, but mostly because I get severe cottonmouth whenever I take gummies (I only take them when I go to a concert or get anxious &#8211; so all the time \ud83d\ude05).<\/p>\n<p>But I just saw this TikTok reel promoting the same product for something else entirely &#8211; &#8216;sloppy toppy&#8217; \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n<p>*googles <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=wtf+is+sloppy+toppy&amp;oq=wtf+is+sloppy+toppy&amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBBzY5M2owajeoAgCwAgA&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">wtf is sloppy toppy<\/a>*<\/p>\n<p>(not me thinking it was some bullshit gen-z slang like &#8216;rawdog&#8217; which used to mean something sexual in my day LOL, but now is totally innocent)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/box-of-shame.gif\" width=\"200\"><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;guess I&#8217;ll just keep them in my box of shame, along with my other toys \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought these mints off Instagram, partly because I&#8217;m the ultimate consumer, but mostly because I get severe cottonmouth whenever I take gummies (I only take them when I go to a concert or get anxious &#8211; so all the time \ud83d\ude05). But I just saw this TikTok reel promoting the same product for something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[213],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-317545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-instagram"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=317545"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":320861,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317545\/revisions\/320861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=317545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=317545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=317545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}