{"id":318459,"date":"2025-09-03T15:54:16","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T22:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=318459"},"modified":"2025-09-04T22:30:55","modified_gmt":"2025-09-05T05:30:55","slug":"new-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=318459","title":{"rendered":"New."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/13th-market-san-diego-ca-primary-photo.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Scheduled a tour for an apartment in downtown SD this weekend, but also ran into my new next door neighbor today &#8211; a tall white guy with two 6yo gray frenchies who are sisters (he got them right before covid, so they&#8217;re stage-5 clingers). The first thing I usually notice on a guy is if he&#8217;s wearing a wedding ring or not, but I was too busy loving on his sweet dogs in the elevator to notice. Besides, I don&#8217;t shit where I sleep (anymore \ud83d\ude05).<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4QyGe7CfDts?si=SnuXZdi22I5G9jYS\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>One: don&#8217;t pick up the phone<br \/>\nYou know he&#8217;s only callin&#8217; &#8217;cause he&#8217;s drunk and alone<br \/>\nTwo: don&#8217;t let him in<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll have to kick him out again<br \/>\nThree: don&#8217;t be his friend<br \/>\nYou know you&#8217;re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning<br \/>\nAnd if you&#8217;re under him, you ain&#8217;t gettin&#8217; over him<br \/>\nI got new rules, I count &#8217;em<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-alicia-roommates.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scheduled a tour for an apartment in downtown SD this weekend, but also ran into my new next door neighbor today &#8211; a tall white guy with two 6yo gray frenchies who are sisters (he got them right before covid, so they&#8217;re stage-5 clingers). The first thing I usually notice on a guy is if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[173,181,227,240],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-chat","category-music","category-san-diego"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=318459"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":320842,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318459\/revisions\/320842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=318459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=318459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=318459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}