{"id":33992,"date":"2022-06-08T12:17:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-08T19:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=33992"},"modified":"2023-04-07T16:47:56","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T23:47:56","slug":"negatory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=33992","title":{"rendered":"Negatory."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/neg-covid.jpg\" alt=\"negative covid home test\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>I went to my bestie&#8217;s kid&#8217;s graduation over the weekend, and more than half her family tested positive for covid afterwards. Luckily, all I got from the festivities was a fierce sunburn on my chest, minus a diagonal strip of white skin where my purse strap used to be.<\/p>\n<p>I know over a dozen people who have gotten covid this past month alone. I&#8217;ve somehow managed to dodge it for 2+ years now, so don&#8217;t come over unless you&#8217;re dropping off some aloe vera. Or cookies from that new <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Crumbl+Cookies+-+Hawthorne\/@33.9156104,-118.3836055,14z\/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0xde4d37a8bb48fe26!8m2!3d33.9012925!4d-118.3737779\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Crumbl<\/a> shop that just opened down the street.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to my bestie&#8217;s kid&#8217;s graduation over the weekend, and more than half her family tested positive for covid afterwards. Luckily, all I got from the festivities was a fierce sunburn on my chest, minus a diagonal strip of white skin where my purse strap used to be. I know over a dozen people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[186,264],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coronavirus","category-crumbl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33992"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34026,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33992\/revisions\/34026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}