{"id":342868,"date":"2025-10-21T16:06:30","date_gmt":"2025-10-21T23:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=342868"},"modified":"2025-10-21T17:17:59","modified_gmt":"2025-10-22T00:17:59","slug":"butthole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=342868","title":{"rendered":"Butthole."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js 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itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/thebritishbloke_realtor_southbay.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/thebritishbloke_realtor_southbay.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/thebritishbloke_realtor_southbay.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"thebritishbloke_realtor_southbay.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2025-10-21T16:06:30-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/thebritishbloke_realtor_southbay.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/thebritishbloke_realtor_southbay.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/thebritishbloke_realtor\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@thebritishbloke_realtor<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_1_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_1_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_1\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_1&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js 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rel=\"noopener\">@sandiego<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Joke&#8217;s on you, I like buttholes \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(via @thebritishbloke_realtor) (via @sandiego) Joke&#8217;s on you, I like buttholes 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