{"id":34595,"date":"2023-03-08T11:11:44","date_gmt":"2023-03-08T19:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=34595"},"modified":"2023-06-09T21:03:30","modified_gmt":"2023-06-10T04:03:30","slug":"mia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=34595","title":{"rendered":"MIA."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/69508378749__0D9C53C6-5E92-416D-8F9B-F9C48DB3D7BA.jpg\" alt=\"ER 1\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/IMG_9699.jpg\" alt=\"ER 2\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/IMG_4911.jpg\" alt=\"flowers\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/IMG_4905.jpg\" alt=\"flowers\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/IMG_9708.jpg\" alt=\"flowers\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/IMG_9712.jpg\" alt=\"flowers\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/IMG_9744.jpg\" alt=\"stuffies and card\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/IMG_9754.jpg\" alt=\"moon phase card\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was not how I expected to spend my birthday week (or the first half of 2023), but thanks to everyone who sent flowers, stuffies and cards and have wished me well after my \u201cmedical emergencies\u201d (they\u2019re calling it) to the hospital and to my sister who is taking care of me till my LOA is up in July, to Nicholas who shaved my chocha with clippers LOL and sang me HBD in the operating room, and to Nori who left the office to take me to the ER. I\u2019m in LA this week for some appointments and Dr. Joshi says I\u2019m \u201changing on by a thread\u201d (he doesn\u2019t sugarcoat shit) while the rest of my doctors have told me they expect a full recovery in a few months. My therapist was surprised that it was a full moon (I showed her the moon phase widget on my watch lmao, nor that I believe in crystal energy) but all I know is I left my crystals charging on Pammie\u2019s rooftop before we left SD, because I need all the help I can get. Pardon me. I&#8217;m def less foggy, but I got 3 vaccines today LOL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was not how I expected to spend my birthday week (or the first half of 2023), but thanks to everyone who sent flowers, stuffies and cards and have wished me well after my \u201cmedical emergencies\u201d (they\u2019re calling it) to the hospital and to my sister who is taking care of me till my LOA [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[187,263,218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crystals","category-health","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34595"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35955,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34595\/revisions\/35955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}