{"id":34811,"date":"2023-03-30T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-03-30T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=34811"},"modified":"2023-04-06T00:18:16","modified_gmt":"2023-04-06T07:18:16","slug":"whales-vagina-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=34811","title":{"rendered":"Whale&#8217;s Vagina."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/millenia-balcony.jpg\" alt=\"millennia balcony\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the weather is nice, I eat my meals outside on one of Pammie\u2019s balconies, get crispy in the sun, and wait for the weiner pup, Chico, who lives across the street to come out, but it\u2019s been raining every week (like it is today).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sweetwater-reservoir.jpg\" alt=\"sweetwater reservoir\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I haven&#8217;t seen the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sweetwater_Reservoir\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">reservoir<\/a> across from my parents&#8217; house this full since the nineties!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2023\/03\/22\/weather\/california-montebello-possible-tornado\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Tornadoes<\/a> and <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2023\/03\/29\/weather\/california-storm-forecast-wednesday\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">rain<\/a>??? Don&#8217;t we live in California so we don&#8217;t have to deal with this shit???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the weather is nice, I eat my meals outside on one of Pammie\u2019s balconies, get crispy in the sun, and wait for the weiner pup, Chico, who lives across the street to come out, but it\u2019s been raining every week (like it is today). I haven&#8217;t seen the reservoir across from my parents&#8217; house [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[240],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-san-diego"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34811"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34932,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34811\/revisions\/34932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}