{"id":3500,"date":"2010-05-02T11:32:24","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T18:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=3500"},"modified":"2010-05-02T11:32:24","modified_gmt":"2010-05-02T18:32:24","slug":"inside-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=3500","title":{"rendered":"Inside job."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got wallowing down to a science&#8230; I spent the better half of 2006 perfecting it, after all. I&#8217;m not gonna lie, my usual method of getting over someone is by getting under someone else. But I&#8217;m realizing that happiness is an inside job. I can&#8217;t sit here waiting for another guy to come along to stop wallowing about the last one. One day, you just have to decide not to be sad anymore. And that day was today. Well, actually it was Friday, but killing a few bottles of wine with Anthony foiled that plan. And then I decided it was yesterday. But while getting drinks with friends, one of the employees came up to our table and asked if any of us were <em>he who shall not be named<\/em>, because <em>he who shall not be named<\/em> had a phone call. Coincidence or cruel joke? As I walked out wondering if it was a sign, I looked up to the sky, dramatically shook my fist at the heavens, and almost got hit by a car. And so I decided that today would be the day (again). It&#8217;s barely noon, but I&#8217;m feeling optimistic. I mean, I&#8217;m going to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/phils-bbq-san-diego-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Phil&#8217;s<\/a> for lunch&#8230; If a beefy rib tickler isn&#8217;t guaranteed happiness, I don&#8217;t know what is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got wallowing down to a science&#8230; I spent the better half of 2006 perfecting it, after all. I&#8217;m not gonna lie, my usual method of getting over someone is by getting under someone else. But I&#8217;m realizing that happiness is an inside job. I can&#8217;t sit here waiting for another guy to come along [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,222,239],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-love","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}