{"id":352370,"date":"2025-11-16T09:49:40","date_gmt":"2025-11-16T17:49:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=352370"},"modified":"2025-11-24T00:41:07","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T08:41:07","slug":"give","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=352370","title":{"rendered":"Give."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/give-meals.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Giving food is my love language. So is <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?cat=176\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">BBQ<\/a>. And <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?cat=284\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">gift bags<\/a>. And homemade <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?cat=298\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">sourdough<\/a>. As I&#8217;ve said before, your girl&#8217;s hella lingual \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>I made my sister (naturally gluten and dairy-free) <a href=\"https:\/\/panlasangpinoy.com\/chicken-sotanghon-soup-recipe\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">chicken sotanghon soup<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/mamashire.com\/dairy-free-zuppa-toscana\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">zuppa toscana<\/a> (made dairy-free with coconut milk)! And made my parents spaghetti with meat sauce (I brought them some last week and they ate all of it!). They&#8217;ve all made (hurtful) comments about my food being too salty in the past, so I eased up on the sodium \ud83d\ude05 What can I say, I like salty meat \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"435\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lkRda3DZzBM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/alzeimers-commercial-salty1.gif\" alt=\"alzheimers commercial salty\" width=\"100%\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"3\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lkRda3DZzBM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/alzeimers-commercial-salty2.gif\" alt=\"alzheimers commercial salty\" width=\"100%\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Or do I have early onset Alzheimers? \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/thehungryjpeg.com\/product\/4370069-many-have-eaten-here-few-have-died-funny-kitchen-svg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/many-have-eaten-here.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just kidding (not that many people have eaten here) \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> My mom was out with her homegirls when I stopped by last weekend, so I left the food in her fridge. She told me this weekend that she ate all the chicken sotanghon, but it needed more salt! I meannn. This is why I like baking over cooking. It has exact measurements. None of that &#8216;add salt and pepper to taste&#8217; shit bc I usually oversalt things bc I like it salty! Except this time I undersalted it bc they said my food was too salty last time. Bah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Giving food is my love language. So is BBQ. And gift bags. And homemade sourdough. As I&#8217;ve said before, your girl&#8217;s hella lingual \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2640\ufe0f I made my sister (naturally gluten and dairy-free) chicken sotanghon soup and zuppa toscana (made dairy-free with coconut milk)! And made my parents spaghetti with meat sauce (I brought them some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-352370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352370"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":354837,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352370\/revisions\/354837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}