{"id":35283,"date":"2023-04-25T13:23:17","date_gmt":"2023-04-25T20:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35283"},"modified":"2023-04-25T17:27:23","modified_gmt":"2023-04-26T00:27:23","slug":"lost-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35283","title":{"rendered":"Lost."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/tiny-ikea-bag.jpg\" alt=\"ikea coin purse\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Years ago, I lied about how much I weighed on my driver\u2019s license, and now I\u2019m almost at what I refer to as my \u201cDMV\u201d weight LOL.<\/p>\n<p>I recently lost my temporary \u201cwallet\u201d (a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ikea.com\/us\/en\/p\/knoelig-bag-small-blue-10478242\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">tiny ass Ikea bag<\/a> that held my driver\u2019s license, some change and a credit card). I think I left it at <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35266\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Texas Roadhouse<\/a> LOL, but joke\u2019s on you, I had already canceled the credit card last week and was getting mailed a new one because I got a fraud alert from CELESTIALGARDENINGSOLU, (which sounds like a place I\u2019d make a purchase, but didn\u2019t) plus I hated my driver&#8217;s license picture (the guy made me take off my glasses, so I kept stepping forward thinking he\u2019d taken the photo already LOL).<\/p>\n<p>Pammie came into my room holding a tiny Ikea bag, and I was like, \u201cYou found it!\u201d but she was just giving me a little bag to put my replacement stuff in LOL.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago, I lied about how much I weighed on my driver\u2019s license, and now I\u2019m almost at what I refer to as my \u201cDMV\u201d weight LOL. I recently lost my temporary \u201cwallet\u201d (a tiny ass Ikea bag that held my driver\u2019s license, some change and a credit card). I think I left it at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[223],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mayanisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35283"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35295,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35283\/revisions\/35295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}